Josh flew in the door, dumped his school bag, kicked off his runners and shouted, “MUM, MUM”.
“What one earth is it?” replied his mother coming into the hall with her arms full of ironing.
Jumping up and down with excitement, the words tumbled out. “Ben says it’s free, really, free. You must tell Dad. Quick before it isn’t free anymore.” He grabbed her iphone and thrust it at her, causing her to drop all the ironing.
“Josh, for goodness sake that’s enough. Now look what you made me do. Are you mad thinking I’ll ring your Dad at this hour of the day? He’d be furious.”
“Mum, pleeeese, it’s very important. It’s for you, he’s been thinking about getting one for ages.”
“What on earth are you talking about? You’re talking in riddles. Tell me what you mean.”
“I can’t. I promised I wouldn’t. If I tell it may not be free anymore. Everyone might get to hear about it. Ben says there’s two other free things as well. We must do something, really we must,” Josh pleaded, urgency in his voice and agitation evident in his wiry body.
“This has gone far enough. No more nonsense. Now help me pick up all this ironing and then you can go and clean your bedroom up.”
Sobbing in frustration he pleaded with his Mum. “What time’s Dad’s lunch. Can we ring him then?”
“Listen Mum, please just listen. If I tell you, will you tell Dad before it’s too late?”
“I suppose there’ll be no peace until I hear what you want to say. You really don’t give up do you? O.K. I’m listening.”
“Apart from Dad you mustn’t tell anyone. Ben heard someone talking. There’s a free Corona, that’s a car right? Dad’s said he wanted to get you a car but he couldn’t afford one. Well now maybe you could have one. That’s not all. He can get free Corona beer, that’s the sort he likes isn’t it? Since Mr. Jenkins cut his wages he hasn’t had much beer has he? And, listen Mum, there’s another free thing as well. Ben told me. You can get free money, it’s called Krona. I’m not sure how you spell, it sounds like Corona. Ben didn’t hear that part very well. But just think, a new car and some money to buy Dad’s beer. I’m sure it would be alright to ring Dad just this once. Maybe he could call on his way home and get one from the garage before every one catches on to the idea that it’s free. News about free things spreads like a virus.”